Toilet Seats Thermostats and True Love

$20.00

Marriage: where "for better or worse" often looks like thermostat treaties, toilet seat debates, and midnight blanket tug-of-war.

If you've ever fought over the last slice of pizza, risked your life by adjusting the car's temperature without asking, or caught your spouse committing the ultimate betrayal-watching your show without you-this book is for you.

Toilet Seats, Thermostats, and True Love isn't another dry marriage manual. It's a laugh-out-loud look at the quirks, blunders, and bizarrely universal mysteries of married life. From the sacred Drumstick cone bottom to the grocery cart Cold War, you'll find yourself saying, "That's us!" on every page.

But underneath the humor is something even better: hope.

You'll discover how God uses everyday annoyances to teach extraordinary love, how laughter is actually holy medicine, and why true intimacy is built not in perfection, but in grace-and a lot of giggles.

So read it together. Laugh. Love deeper. And maybe, just maybe, let your spouse have the blanket tonight.

Marriage: where "for better or worse" often looks like thermostat treaties, toilet seat debates, and midnight blanket tug-of-war.

If you've ever fought over the last slice of pizza, risked your life by adjusting the car's temperature without asking, or caught your spouse committing the ultimate betrayal-watching your show without you-this book is for you.

Toilet Seats, Thermostats, and True Love isn't another dry marriage manual. It's a laugh-out-loud look at the quirks, blunders, and bizarrely universal mysteries of married life. From the sacred Drumstick cone bottom to the grocery cart Cold War, you'll find yourself saying, "That's us!" on every page.

But underneath the humor is something even better: hope.

You'll discover how God uses everyday annoyances to teach extraordinary love, how laughter is actually holy medicine, and why true intimacy is built not in perfection, but in grace-and a lot of giggles.

So read it together. Laugh. Love deeper. And maybe, just maybe, let your spouse have the blanket tonight.

A HILARIOUS, HONEST, AND REAL GUIDE FOR COUPLES